SURI STYLIN' MERYL STREEP

Let's RANT...

About how the fabulous, Meryl Streep...NEEDS A STYLIST!! Pronto.



Why in the name of all things, Rosalind Russell (look her up if you don't know) can not the greatest actress of this time (my humble opinion) jazz it UP a bit for these awards shows.

Meryl!

Please? I am begging you.

With all due respect, you tend to look like you were working in your garden, dashed inside for a quick shower and pulled something from your closet without bothering to put on those zany glasses you wear.

Meryl, do you know Tom Cruise?

If you do, give him a jingle and ask for Suri. That kid would fix you up in a jiffy. Have you SEEN her out and about with Katie? She looks better than you when she goes out for cupcakes.

I realize that some of these actress-types (using the term loosely for some) go WAY overboard, but Meryl, Meryl, MERYL-you have GOT to try a little bit harder.

Here are my tips (not worth the cyber-paper this blog is printed on).

*Brighten the make-up (blush and lipstick, in particular)
*Try a brighter color for the gown
*Try to find a gown that has some shape and style (they have to be out there)
*Do a LITTLE something special with the hair
*KEEP YOUR READING GLASSES HANDY

We'll have our eyes on YOU and expect you to WOW us when you win another Oscar. Remember, you are representing women of a certain age...step up!

Let's RAVE...

Meryl.

That's it.

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